This is absolutely the right wrench for the job - assuming the job is drinking, which it so often seems to be, doesn't it? This cast iron impostor masquerades as an adjustable plumber's wrench but in fact serves as an ingenious bottle opener. Spend enough time walking around with it and you can probably convince your neighbors that you're busy doing something useful.

• Adjustable plumbers wrench design
• Durable cast iron construction
• Antiqued or frequently used finish
• They'll never know you're not actually working
• Makes a great gift